Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Dignity is for republicans.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize