worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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