the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
third nipple confirmed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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