Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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