Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Congratulations! We have a period
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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