i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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