I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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