I don't think brook has ever known best
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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