i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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