I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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