Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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