I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
