New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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