You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I need moral support for this bender
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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