Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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