PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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