she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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