I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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