I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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