i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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