after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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