Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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