Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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