youre lurking in front of me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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