Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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