We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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