i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
