we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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