I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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