no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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