Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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