Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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