So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
