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  Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well

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• Tounge will get the peni flowing alright.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 27, 12 at 9:30am

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• Actually it's a third declension noun so penises is actually correct

  Submitted by Tyrone69 on Nov 27, 12 at 9:32am

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  • Shouldn't the plural of a vocative third declension modify the suffix -is to -es rather than add the -es? So, penes?

    Submitted by USSENTERNCC1701E on Nov 27, 12 at 4:51pm

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    • Stop, all thish engrish hurts a head of mine so surely

      Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 10:12pm

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• Surely it should be penes.

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Nov 27, 12 at 10:09am

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• Cecil Adams, author of The Straight Dope, has a great discussion of the "proper" Latin plural of the word "penis", it's the first result that comes up (heh) if you type "penis plural" into Google. Bottom line: it's "penises" if you're speaking English like most of us and not being a pretentious (pardon the pun) dickhead.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 27, 12 at 7:21pm

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• Dick the halls with lots of balls fa la la la la la la la layed

  Submitted by iekikalynn on Nov 27, 12 at 9:57am

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• Just say "Dick the halls...."

  Submitted by porksword on Nov 27, 12 at 9:51am

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• You could go with pecs and peni, that way you keep more closely to the meter

  Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Nov 28, 12 at 10:41am

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• the level of thought in some of these comments is far above what i can handle. i hate grammar.

  Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 27, 12 at 5:39pm

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• @USSENTERNCC1701E\n\nYeah I suppose that's correct.

  Submitted by Tyrone69 on Nov 27, 12 at 7:56pm

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• I'm guessing that you're used to peni flowing on your tongue...

  Submitted by Micholder on Nov 27, 12 at 11:41pm

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• Fuck all you grammar bastards. "Deck the halls with dicks

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 27, 12 at 9:11pm

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• That was supposed to say "deck the halls with dicks and balls". Damn mobile shit.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 27, 12 at 11:33pm

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