escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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