"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
