It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Come on in and take your pants off
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