i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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