Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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