Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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