Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
People with herpes should wear stickers.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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