Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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