My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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