I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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