I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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