I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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