Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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