New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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