Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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