yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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