we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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