I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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