So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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