Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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