At least make sure they are 18
Why
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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